My Speech (2/2)

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坚持就是胜利！”

    “哈哈，你让我给你的演讲稿加油，可以啊你小子。”

    “我错了，您老量力而行，别累坏了。”

    “首先，你这自我介绍什么鬼？动不动就说脏话就算了，还有这个‘posturingisstruckbylightningeasily’是个哪门子的中国谚语？”汪思芝一个个问号飘过来。

    “摆pose容易遭到雷击。”

    “老实点，说人话。”

    “posturing=posetobeB，唉，我好不容易抖个机灵您老都接不住，还英语专业的，脑袋不灵泛。”

    “我知道了，哈哈，你TM是个人才。我等下帮你把一些中式语法错误改一下，还得帮你把时态单复数整整，脏话就给你保留了，表达起来起到语气词的作用，哈，反正不是我在台下听。你等一段时间我发给你，可以不。”

    “好的好的，3Qverymuch。”

    “别忘了下次请我吃饭，那个新开的店。”

    “说了一大堆，原来你就光惦记请吃饭的事啦。”

    “是滴，你以为谁爱无偿帮你这个傻瓜啊。”

    “兄弟之情竟如此淡泊！”

    “呸，谁跟你称兄道弟，叫姐姐！不叫我就要反悔了。”

    “别啊，好姐姐。”

    “哼，厚脸皮！”~~

    MySpeech

    Goodmorning!Ladiesandgentlemen.MynameisYellowYun，todaymytopicis“Myroommate“.

    MyroommatethatIwanttosayinthisspeechisDogLong.ItSoundssillybutexciting，haha.Heisnottallwithafrustratingface，sometimeslooksveryhandsomewhenhewastalkingbig.Hishobbyissosimple!Whichissometalesoftheoppositesexinbedtimechat，devotedtoteachingussometipsofchasingaftergirls.However，heoftencomplainsthatwhyhedoesn'thaveagirlfriend.

    AlmosteveryoneknowsthefamousChinesesaying:posturingisstruckbylightningeasily.iftrue，Ithinkhewouldgodie.

    DogLonghasFewinterests.Whenhehasnothingtodoatnight，helikeswatchingTVormobilephonemoviesaloneinthedormitory，Lyinginbed，hidinginquiltallday，weallwonderwhatdidhedoandwhy.Thisguysleepsearlyeveryday，andoftensnoresandtalksinadream.Thisguy，usuallychatswithfemaleclassmatesinrealityornetduringtheday.IfthistimeIdisturbhim，hewillbecomeimpatientextremely!

    Sometimes，weshallformateamtoplayonlinegames“LeagueofLegends“，buthisgameskillissobad，whichlikesabigholeholdingusback.Noneofusarewillingtotakehim，butheisverythick-skinnedjustlikeswearinginmybody.OurDogLong'spaceoflifeisfast.Forexample，henevertakesabathandgoestothetoiletmorethan3minutes.Wecalledhim“fast-man”.

    Finally，themosthatefulthing，thisguyoftenputsthepoorinhismouth，nomoney，nomoney!Everytimewhenwewentdownstairstocanteeen，wetoldhimwhetherhegoestogetherornot，fuck!hewouldhaveorderedtakeout...

    Myspeechisover.Thankyousomuchforyourattendance!